"There's nothing intellectual about creating different shaped poos" — James Duxfield
"No Kirsten, I will not forgive you for your face." — James Duxfield
"Sweet Chili Philly is supposed to be heaven isn't it? Oh no, it's a piece of heaven, so it must be a piece of a Tim Tam." — James Duxfield
"You know you can't levitate with two broken legs." — James Duxfield