"Normally either I lose when I'm bluffing... or I win." — Jose
Pek Yi: "It looks better on me than it does on Ruth. It doesn't suit her." Josiah: "Isn't that why they have mirrors in stores?" Ruth: "It was given to me!" — Jose
"Just remember, age isn't necessarily wisdom — because a lot of old people are senile." — Jose
Janice: "Yeah, movies are cheaper in Malaysia..." Josiah: "That's 'cause you guys have slave labour over there." — Jose
Peter: "I hate bringing my work home." Josiah: "If you brought your work home that would be luggage." — Jose