"they've got such beautiful legs - It's like watching horses race" — Peter
"It's a weird thing for guys to be into... cats can't beat you up" — Peter
"Kirsten: My friends would be interested in a dress-up party Peter: Oh yeah, mine too" — Peter
"Evil isn't like confronting an army... it's like having a bath" — Peter
"I haven't brushed my teeth in like 2 and a half days. I'll have to shave them before I brush them." — Peter
Elaine: "Do you know what a pinafore is?" Peter: "It's like a tea-towel." ... Josiah: "Do you mean an apron? ... It must be something to do with Peter's head." — Peter
(Talking about Pete being shaved at SLC) "Oh yeah, coz girls don't know what it's like to shave your face." — Peter
(Andrew is pointing a laser through dust particles.) "Is that what electricity looks like? ... I don't know, I don't do science." — Peter
Peter: "Are you actually blonde?" Ruth: "I've got blonde roots." Peter: "Oh, so your grandparents were blonde?" — Peter
(about his fly) "I've just given up trying to keep it up." — Peter