Stephen: "if you assume no central server and no direct tcp, then what?" lorne: "if you assume an orange is playing Beethoven on a monkey then what?" Stephen: "sweet, furry navels that sound good?" — stephen
Neil: "Alli told me you broke your tool." Stephen: "It didn't break, it just didn't fit properly." — stephen
"What is the thing which you can't see? They were showing it off in the demos." — stephen
"Stephen: I could get out my iPod shuffle. Vipul: And do what? Stephen: Sniff it!" — stephen
"I've come up with a cunning plan. It's cunning in its cunningness. I'm using aspects to weave my reporting into my aspects." — stephen
"I just want to do something. Without doing anything. You know what I mean." — stephen
"I've had budgies, you wouldn't want them in your speedos" — stephen
"We need to find some kind of lubricant which won't damage the latex." — stephen