via text in response to sport: "Sadly I cannot didn't u realise it's carols by candlelight tonight and yes that's the gayest message I have ever sent" — Kyle Chard
hugh"I don't think I could get any work done, you guys distract me too much." — Kyle Chard
vipul"I didn't mean that Stephen. I'm actually a nice person." — Kyle Chard
qwandor"It would be good if there were a website where you could enter your girlfriend's birthday and address, and it would deal with presents and everything. I would be willing to pay $10 a year for that. Birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day..." — Kyle Chard
"Kyle: He must have been a black man. Stephen: I don't know if he's black or not. Kyle: That's racist." — Kyle Chard
"Can we just stop quoting me on this thing?" — Kyle Chard
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"Mina: Hey, wanna rape me down an alley? Kyle: Not me!" — Kyle Chard
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"It's kinda scary when it pops out in front of you." — Kyle Chard
"Kyle: I think me and Kris should be together. Kris: What colour are your balls?" — Kyle Chard
"40, 3, what's the difference." — Kyle Chard
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memphis-wiki"Are you one of those ambiguous sexuality types?" — Kyle Chard