Lisa [to Joey]: "Did you secretly marry me?" Lisa [to Hayden]: "Honey?" (as he walks in with a pot of honey) Hayden: "Yes dear?" — Hayden Simmonds

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"We could create a life size model universe." — Hayden Simmonds

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Joey: "Sign language..." Hayden: "Oh! You mean hand language!?!?" — Hayden Simmonds

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[to Lisa] "You should put this on to see how revealing it is." — Hayden Simmonds

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"You can teach a fish to swim, but you can't eat the fish." [Wise sayings from Hayden] — Hayden Simmonds

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[Lisa's bum accidentally touches Hayden's bum while everyone is in the kitchen] Lisa: "Ahhhh I don't wanna touch your bum." Hayden: "Well don''t touch it then." — Hayden Simmonds

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[referring to Lisa] "She puts 'n' in front of things where its redundant. Like news." — Hayden Simmonds

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[referring to lasagne] "Are you putting cardboard in these?" — Hayden Simmonds

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"Saving is fun cause Hayden is fun." — Hayden Simmonds

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"I wish I knew a language." — Hayden Simmonds

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