"In Wellington, I'm hot property. In Palmy, I'm just gay" — Man Joe
"if you were my seeing eye dog, I'd be sending you to the pound" — Man Joe
To Lady Jo "You are more attractive to cats then bacon" — Man Joe
I heard a baby cry today & it made my boobs hurt"- Manaka "How do I unhear that? " Joe — Man Joe
"Did you know that my hate language is when you talk?" — Man Joe