(While watching serious movie) "Oh that reminds me, I need to pluck my eyebrows." — Lady Jo
"You can play with Kane & talk to Martin at the same time!" — Lady Jo
"I just can't fathom someone not being able to burp! It just feels so good!" — Lady Jo
"I thought he was cutting his chest hair! I thought i was halucinating!" — Lady Jo
"Oh those flies look good from a distance." (About a picture of flies getting it on) — Lady Jo
"It's really hard to sing when your crack's showing." — Lady Jo
"Ok, after the fire we're going to put Kane in my suitcase." — Lady Jo
"Is she white trash? Cos that's my favourite kind of trash." — Lady Jo
"You should take your cat for a drive...to Ragland." - Craig — Lady Jo
"Ok Manaka, back me up here! Its not weird that I dream of poohing is it?" — Lady Jo
Lady Joe "Man, it would be really bad for my self-esteem if I killed us with these rissoles." Man Joe "What, death?" — Lady Jo
Lady Jo "Right! After lunch we're going to try on my bridesmaids dress." Man Joe "Ok, but don't get angry if my legs look better then yours in it." — Lady Jo
"Aww, we could get a tadpole for 99cents! I love a good bargin!" — Lady Jo
"I want to go there & see what they do! (in reference to Memorial Park & its notorious reputation)" — Lady Jo
Jo "oh wow! Is that a boy or a girl?" Manaka "I dunno" (in reference to a picture posted on Jo's facebook page) — Lady Jo
"This is going to be a gem of a book. A top seller. Bigger then the Bible" — Lady Jo
Jo "I could have been a mob wife" Joe "you still can be? — Lady Jo
Jo - "Who will fetch me some water?" Nathan Ram "I will when I clean my mushroom" — Lady Jo
"I quite like this boy. Not so much the way his face looks" — Lady Jo
"Manaka surprises me all the time, she's actually quite deep." — Lady Jo
"I wish this was the future, like the Jetsons, where you just pushed a button & your pajamas popped on" — Lady Jo
"he was the 1st Doctor who told me it wasn't in my head. My intestines have never BEEN in my head" — Lady Jo