"Even: Was it a dodgy joke? Lauren: No. Even: I don’t get it then." — Evan Dawber
"Lauran: Like making babies. Even: That’s not productive." — Evan Dawber
"I’m not really interested in your satanic message at the moment, maybe later." — Evan Dawber
"I’d do it myself, but I’m not that way inclined." — Evan Dawber