"(To Hugh) It's your taste in Stephen's jazz" — Carlton Downey
"You hold me down, and Geoff will funnel it into my mouth" — Carlton Downey
"Quick, someone give me the smallest prime number less than the max integer size!" — Carlton Downey
"I used to wear budgie-smugglers every day. It took me until I was 16 to work out that that was not what people normally wear to the beach." — Carlton Downey
Carlton: "The question is, is your shit better than my shit?" Alex: "We'll have to find out." — Carlton Downey
"We waxed one of my mates for fun, on a ski trip." — Carlton Downey
"Alex is a customer, we must satisfy his needs" — Carlton Downey