"You aren't really getting high performance spanking out of that."
— Stephen
"You can dump 'til your heart's content."
— Raja
"Maybe I should make it wet..."
— Gaetan
"Wow, I thought that was an electronic thing, then I realised it was real."
— Boris
"I'll set this going and then I'll come and play with your thingy."
— Raja
"I'm unzipping the thing I zipped up last night."
— Raja
"You want some action? It's quite dark."
— Raja
"We already said we'd come to your house!!"
— John Clegg
"But I'm not ready to commit, I have commitment issues."
— Boris
"Good luck with your multi-dimensional array."
— Raja
"286, what's that? Oh, it's a number."
— Gaetan
"I have a dump, and its going back up."
— Raja
"I learn a lot from watching myself play."
— Gaetan
"None of you are Thong, so I'm going to stop talking."
— Nahum
"Is it your brother's older sister?"
— Gaetan
"It makes you poo more."
— Raja
"You need to teach me how to bake."
— Raja
"Gimli needs to take a dump."
— Raja
"Some people look at it and see a women, some people look at it and see a fish."
— Raja
"Gimme a Yak, I've got lots of shaving to do."
— Nahum
"I'm smelling the remains."
— Boris
"John: “Just don't lick anyone.” Gaetan: “Whoops.”"
— Gaetan
"Hey Thong, can you try taste one of these and see if it's salty enough?"
— Raja
"He proved it, with math."
— John Clegg
"The thing is, I've played lots of role playing games over the years..."
— Nahum
"I'm trying to get you off."
— Raja
"I'd be good around dead bodies."
— Nahum
"[Thong] needs to dispose of a bloody bed."
— John Clegg
"I enjoy bananas... frequently."
— Comradepara
"Try not to change too much stuff, or I'll kill you."
— Thong
"I don't have to pretend to be Boris anymore!"
— Thong
"I only saw two balls there."
— superspring
"You can't do some things to machines that you can do to people."
— Comradepara
"Do you like leather, Felix?"
— Boris
"Apparently false is not true."
— Stephen
"I saw a bucket move!"
— Boris
"I like your squiggle."
— Boris
"I don't have too many viruses because I don't use Windows that often."
— Comradepara
"It's the socially acceptable way of stalking."
— Boris
"Character 47, where's character 47?!?!"
— Boris
"Yo mamma so fat she has to index her shoelaces to find them."
— Stephen
"Project, as in Project."
— John Clegg
"If they're rich enough to buy a mac, why are they still orphans?"
— Comradepara
"Whats a geometry?"
— Boris
"I haven't greped in a long time"
— Comradepara
"I know how much you like purple"
— Daniel
"There's only one thing better than an attractive women, an attractive women with a box."
— superspring
"We need to think like a phonebook"
— John Clegg
"for(var i=0;i<data.length;i) {..}"
— Comradepara
"It's a coat hanger, for emergencies"
— Comradepara
"I've never noticed that error, I thought it was normal"
— Boris
"It's like a violin case, except it's a coat hanger"
— Comradepara
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