"I was talking to a french guy, he was a bit weird." — alanchimws
"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night? It was quite touching." — alanchimws
"It's a pity New Zealand doesn't have malaria..." — alanchimws
"We had a cat living in our house and we didn't even know!" — alanchimws
"Ive developed an addiction to donuts. I should have been a cop." — alanchimws