"I'm the third person to use the toilet but the first one to use the toilet paper and the soap." — Melissa Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Sunday 17 April 2011 at 05:39 am UTC.

"He slobbered all over me and licked all the sweat off my chest." — Esther Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:32 am UTC.

"And then you'll get raped and we'll laugh" — Susan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:31 am UTC.

"Ivan: I haven't gotten you out of your pants. Susan: You haven't really tried yet." — Susan Welsh

2 comments. Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:31 am UTC.

"Ivan, you have such good eyes." — Susan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:31 am UTC.

"Who knows what a fish looks like from a satellite picture?" — Ivan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:29 am UTC.

"Sheep, get in the fish." — Ivan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:28 am UTC.

"This is not a nice place to get raped. It's not nice, like in Wellington." — yomcat

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:26 am UTC.

"You'll probably get in there and find it's all tampons." — Ivan Welsh

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarsimon_w on Saturday 16 April 2011 at 10:24 am UTC.

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