"I drank his water" — Jack Sutherland

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"Is that a camera? Are you filming my crotch?" — Jack Sutherland

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"I hit myself in my..." — Jack Sutherland

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"You like to climb your man, don't you James?" — Jack Sutherland

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"Juicy James" — Sarah Hughes

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"Just get back into bed" — simon_w

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"Where's my spleen? I want to grab it." — simon_w

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"I'm hilarious" — Natalie

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"Jack, you are so gay" — Natalie

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"Why did God allow Simon to live?" — Natalie

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