To shoeshine: "Your shirt feels amazing!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 11 February 2012 at 03:33 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"This is THE original sausage fest!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Saturday 07 January 2012 at 11:25 pm UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"What's in your mouth? Is there anymore?" — mattcom

2 comments. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Friday 30 December 2011 at 06:42 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

Matt: "You can do recessions." Robbie: "Recessions?" Matt: "Yea, you know, when people go and recess their sins." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Sunday 28 November 2010 at 02:50 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"There are a lot of accurate syllables that people are full of today." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 18 September 2010 at 12:27 pm UTC in The Legends of Magoh.

Michael - "I like the 3D-animation movies with the 2-level humour in it, like the stuff that kids find funny, but also other humour that adults find funny." Matt - "Like Borat." — mattcom

3 comments. Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Sunday 22 August 2010 at 09:49 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"I don't just am. I don't just are." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarjimbobaleena on Sunday 25 July 2010 at 08:54 am UTC in Palmy Peeps.

"Holy Bum!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:03 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"I was thinking of drawing a face on my knee and asking it for a kiss" — mattcom

3 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:03 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"The league of extraordinary Asians" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 05:02 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Hello! I see you've got a nose thing." — mattcom

1 comment. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 04:59 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Telepathic abuse." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 04:58 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"You've gotta jump into the shop, take a pee and hop out again." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 04:57 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"Paul: You're drinking from my personal drink bottle. Matt: I know, that's cause I'm your personal friend!" — mattcom

2 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 02 January 2010 at 04:57 am UTC in Palmy Boys Roadie 09/010.

"It's like having two enormous balls" — mattcom

1 comment. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 18 December 2009 at 02:48 pm UTC in Misc.

"It could be the holy grail of Aslan or something" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 05 December 2009 at 10:26 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"You can thank me" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 28 November 2009 at 11:01 am UTC in Mono's 21st.

"I control my brain with my mind" — mattcom

1 comment. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 09:57 pm UTC in 2KP.

"If Jesus was a ninja..." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 15 November 2009 at 02:35 am UTC in 2KP.

"(to the tune of highway to hell) I'm on a Road to Perdition!" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 04 October 2009 at 01:01 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"I was about to say something insightful and wisdomly" — mattcom

2 comments. Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Monday 20 July 2009 at 06:14 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"I laugh but I'm not funny. " — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Monday 06 July 2009 at 07:02 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"invite her round, it'll be a friendly thing with the three of us and we won't kiss her 'til the end." — mattcom

4 comments. Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Monday 29 June 2009 at 09:28 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"you misunderestimate my point" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Monday 29 June 2009 at 08:46 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"Because it makes me sound up myself and I'm really quite humble." (complaining about me adding quotes logged in as him.) — mattcom

2 comments. Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Monday 29 June 2009 at 08:46 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"I don't have your base instincts. I'm not like a caveman running after a mammoth taking a bite every now and then" — mattcom

4 comments. Quoted by avatarmattcom on Monday 29 June 2009 at 08:41 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"This is a UHF coathanger" (when attempting to tune our TV to prime) — mattcom

1 comment. Quoted by avatarmattcom on Saturday 27 June 2009 at 09:23 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"Friends with favours." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Monday 01 June 2009 at 02:36 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"Where's old what's his feces?" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Wednesday 06 May 2009 at 08:46 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"She was bugly" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 08:47 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"Sweet, sweet, webcam love." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 07:29 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"We could all put our beds in that room and use the rest as a flipping orgy." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 07:24 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"We should subdivide the garage and have some israelis in there." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 07:22 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"Yeah, they'll be above 18 though, no worries." — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 07:20 am UTC in Main Street Boys.

"It works alot better when you wear a G-String" — mattcom

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Monday 23 February 2009 at 07:17 am UTC in Main Street Boys.