"I'm not actually sexist I just pretend to be. " — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatarshoeshine on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 02:47 am UTC in 2KP.

"Naomi: You're Dumbo the elephant Josh: Your Mum's a... oh wait, she's my Mum too." — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Saturday 21 November 2009 at 12:52 am UTC in Misc.

"We should all get girlfriends next year I'm now tempted to quote that but then that would kinda give the game away to all the girls who read it" — tommo39

4 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Monday 16 November 2009 at 10:38 am UTC in Facebook.

After some elephant in the fridge jokes... Josh's dad: "How do you get Josh out of the fridge?!" Josh: "Open the pantry!" — tommo39

1 comment. Quoted by avatarcharleynz on Saturday 14 November 2009 at 09:16 pm UTC in 2KP.

"Matt: Where do the monsters live? Josh: in the e!" — tommo39

8 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 13 November 2009 at 12:36 pm UTC in 2KP.

"There's an easy problem to that solution." — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Friday 13 November 2009 at 12:36 pm UTC in 2KP.

"PM's quite maternal!" — tommo39

3 comments. Quoted by avatarJose on Friday 13 November 2009 at 03:26 am UTC in 2KP.

"Don't drown the water" — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Wednesday 11 November 2009 at 06:13 am UTC in VUWCU.

"I just know that there's one that I know, and there's the one that I don't know, and then there's Felicity." — tommo39

2 comments. Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 08 November 2009 at 09:03 am UTC in 2KP.

"It's ok, I'm not going to date either of you two" (to Mel and Shirley) — tommo39

No comments (yet). Quoted by avatartommo39 on Sunday 08 November 2009 at 06:52 am UTC in 2KP.