"You should take your cat for a drive...to Ragland." - Craig — Lady Jo

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"My phone is an attention seeking whore" — Mani

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"Lady Gaga should go to Te Wananga" — Lady Jo

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"In Wellington, I'm hot property. In Palmy, I'm just gay" — Man Joe

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"if you were my seeing eye dog, I'd be sending you to the pound" — Man Joe

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To Lady Jo "You are more attractive to cats then bacon" — Man Joe

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I heard a baby cry today & it made my boobs hurt"- Manaka "How do I unhear that? " Joe — Man Joe

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"I've got a laughing headache" — Lady Jo

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"That's it! You're going to get raped! (angry birds)" — Mani

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"Ok Manaka, back me up here! Its not weird that I dream of poohing is it?" — Lady Jo

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"I have a raisin headache" — Lady Jo

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"Did you know that my hate language is when you talk?" — Man Joe

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"Ooooh! 111 creeps! Oh no, I mean friends" — Mani

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"I'm turning Jo into a girl!" — Mani

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"Touching is better with two!" — Lady Jo

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Lady Joe "Man, it would be really bad for my self-esteem if I killed us with these rissoles." Man Joe "What, death?" — Lady Jo

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Lady Jo "Right! After lunch we're going to try on my bridesmaids dress." Man Joe "Ok, but don't get angry if my legs look better then yours in it." — Lady Jo

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Manaka "Thank God I'm not going to have to put up with you having sex!" Jo "Yes, you can thank God for that." — Mani

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"Aww, we could get a tadpole for 99cents! I love a good bargin!" — Lady Jo

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To Jo "Pretty much anything on my reject list, you would like" (in reference to NZDating) — Mani

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"I want to go there & see what they do! (in reference to Memorial Park & its notorious reputation)" — Lady Jo

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"I feel like I'm on heat!" — Mani

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"I don't like emo-boys. Find me a goth-baby" (instructions for Jo on what to look for in a future boyfriend) — Mani

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Jo "oh wow! Is that a boy or a girl?" Manaka "I dunno" (in reference to a picture posted on Jo's facebook page) — Lady Jo

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"This is going to be a gem of a book. A top seller. Bigger then the Bible" — Lady Jo

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Jo "I could have been a mob wife" Joe "you still can be? — Lady Jo

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"Its my ovaries stupid!" — Robbie

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Jo - "Who will fetch me some water?" Nathan Ram "I will when I clean my mushroom" — Lady Jo

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"BOOM! Die bastards! I'm playing Auschwitz. (stunned silence) I mean, angry birds!" — Mani

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"I quite like this boy. Not so much the way his face looks" — Lady Jo

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Robbie "I am NOT autistic" (facebook told him so) — Robbie

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to Robbie "What do you think about most? Food or girls?" Robbie - "Probably about the same actually" — Mani

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"Yay! Jesus! I'd do him anytime" — Lady Jo

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"I have a thing for tattooed boys" - Manaka Robbie - "just tattoo the ones I give you" — Mani

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Jo "James, I just need to say one thing. I got a new toenail today." James "What? Like in the post?" Jo "No, I got it at the beauty therapists. Well, I got most of it today, I get the rest of in in three weeks time." James "Is it on layby?" — Mani

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to Robbie (Manaka) "I'm cleaning up your facebook page; ignore all those requests from God" — Mani

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